Lovely odour !?

This is another typical blistering hot 30 something degrees febrile spring day and I was stuck in a horde shoulder to shoulder train on my way back home. Inside the train, it was really really hot… and I mean really really…the train carriage was full of people, every single seat was seated, every standable place was occupied, and there wasn’t any air conditioning in the train… the windows were sort of useless… erm.. don’t know how to explain here.. Sydneysider will understand… anyway… I was sweating like shit and my shirt almost gone transparent… start getting impatient… wanna jump out the train ASAP… then there come this lovely odour uncle…

This lovely uncle is incredibly fat I would say, and has a huge belly… not big.. I have to emphasize… is huge!!! May be I am just one third of his body size. Seeing he wearing a blazer at this weather just drove me nuts… with his long outdated big glasses which covered nearly half of his face and holding a big sack on his hand, his looks just makes me laugh… anyway something weird happened and drew my attention to him.

The first thing I realised was the people around him were trying to move away from him. Everyone in the train starts wondering whats happening there… “Is him carrying a bomb? Are we going to die?” that was what I heard when the girl sitting beside me murmured to her friend. The two girls are hot… I would say they are around my age.. but is angmo (Caucasian).. *sigh*.. whatever.. Deep bottom in my heard I was laughing like shit.. terrorist… WTF!!

But then I sort of understand why everyone was avoiding him. People around him were using tissue paper, handkerchief and newspaper covering their nose… so I guess he must be really ‘fragrant’. Then the smell started to spread… I was sitting like around 10 feet away from him and I could smell it after a few seconds he entered the train. The odour must be very intense and if I was standing next to him I guess I would have thrown up or fainted.

Then I saw this lady not far away from him took out her perfumed and start spraying to the air like spraying an air freshener. When I saw that I just couldn’t resist it and starts laughing but I tried to look down to the floor so that no one would realise… but the two hot chicks sitting next to me basically just laugh out loudly… they knew I was laughing about it and they looked at me and we just keep laughing and laughing for so long… the funniest part was the way that lady sprayed her perfume… it was like those air freshener advertisement, spraying 180 degrees up to the air and her gaze was just so funny… funny shit…

Luckily that uncle got off the train just after a couple of stops… and those around him heaved a big relief sigh right after he went off… and the girls look at me and we start laughing again... BTW we did chat a bit and they are lovely girls.. *sigh* .. angmo…

So please lar.. those who have odour after sweating… wear some perfume la if you wanna take a public transport… don’t suffocate people around you la…